In the World of $14.99

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the creation of this story.

Once upon a time, there lived a princess in the world of $14.99. Every thing in this world was $14.99. For a while, the princess was happy in this world, and spent her time eating frogs’ legs. One day, the princess picked up a bottle which had a purple cap, her favourite colour.

Alas! The bottle turned out to be a magical one, and once opened, turned the princess into a witch! The princess was so upset that she could no longer comb her hair, she cried and cried non stop.

The cries attracted the attention of a crazy butcher nearby, and he threatened to chop up the princess with a cleaver, if she did not stop her incessant crying.

The princess, still upset she had been turned into a witch, decided to help the butcher and chopped off her own head, much to the butcher’s horror. Now the cleaver was stained with the princess’ blood, and the butcher had to buy a new one. Luckily he happened to be in the world of $14.99, so he happily replaced his cleaver with a cheap one.

The End

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