Reader’s discretion is advised – If you’re adverse to bowel movements, or have just taken a meal, you have been warned!
We were in the lift making our way home when this happened.
Matthew: I want to poop.
The Man: Matthew, can you hold till we reach home?
Matthew (in a high-pitched baby voice): Yes, I can hold.
The Man (pointing to the soft toy Matthew was holding): Is that Benn talking?
Matthew: Nope, that is my poop talking.
Apparently, Matthew’s poop talked to the other 3 of ours. The toilets were kept busy for a while…