My Poop

Reader’s discretion is advised – If you’re adverse to bowel movements, or have just taken a meal, you have been warned!

We were in the lift making our way home when this happened.

Matthew: I want to poop.

The Man: Matthew, can you hold till we reach home?

Matthew (in a high-pitched baby voice): Yes, I can hold.

The Man (pointing to the soft toy Matthew was holding): Is that Benn talking?

Matthew: Nope, that is my poop talking.

Apparently, Matthew’s poop talked to the other 3 of ours. The toilets were kept busy for a while…

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